Funny wedding quotes

Here are some quotes I found online:
"Marriage is that relation between man and woman in which the independence is equal, the dependence mutual, and the obligation reciprocal."--Louis K. Anspacher
"Marriage is our last, best chance to grow up."--Joseph Barth
"Well-married, a man is winged: ill-matched, he is shackled."--Henry Ward Beecher
"The difficulty with marriage is that we fall in love with a personality, but must live with a character."--Peter Devries
"I have always thought that every woman should marry, and no man."--Benjamin Disraeli
"Men marry to make an end; women to make a beginning."--Alexis Dupuy
"Where there's marriage without love, there will be love without marriage."--Benjamin Franklin
"Marriage is the torment of one, the felicity of two, the strife and enmity of three."--Washington Irving
A successful marriage is an edifice that must be rebuilt every day."--Andr Maurois
I guess the only way to stop divorce is to stop marriage."--Will Rogers
"It takes two to make a marriage a success and only one to make it a failure."--Herbert Samuel
Marriage resembles a pair of shears, so joined that they cannot be separated; often moving in opposite directions, yet always punishing any one who comes between them."--Sydney Smith
God help the man who won't marry until he finds a perfect woman, and God help him still more if he finds her."--Benjamin Tillett
The bonds of matrimony are like any other bonds--they mature slowly."--Peter De Vries
Men marry because they are tired; women because they are curious. Both are disappointed."--Oscar Wilde
Whenever you want to marry someone, go have lunch with his ex-wife. -- Shelley Winters
When an actor marries an actress they both fight for the mirror. -- Burt Reynolds
Marriage works best for men than women. The two happiest groups are married men and unmarried women. -- Gloria Steinem
Why get married and make one man miserable when I can stay single and make thousands miserable? -- Carrie Snow
The Three Ages of Marriage: Twenty is when you watch the TV after. Forty is when you watch the TV during. Sixty is when you watch the TV instead. -- Unknown
Always get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted a whole day. -- Mickey Rooney
Inertia accounts for two-thirds of marriages. But love accounts for the other third. -- Woody Allen (Hollywood Ending, 2002)
In olden times, sacrifices were made at the altar, a practice that still continues. -- Helen Rowland
My husband and I didn't sign a pre-nuptial agreement. We signed a mutual suicide pact. -- Roseanne Barr
I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry. -- Rita Rudner
Unable is the loved to die, for love is immortality - Emily Dickinson

For more quotes, follow the links below :
http://www.amusingquotes.com
http://www.latestngreatest.net/funny_marriage_quotes.htm
http://www.quotes-museum.com/topic/Marriage

Not all of them are funny, some may be ironic and a few say the truth about marriage. But what is true to you, only you know.